I came across this really lame joke while waiting for my PCR to finish today and ended up laughing for about 5 minutes non-stop lol...
It's not exactly an amazing joke but the more I thought about it, I just couldnt keep myself from laughing.
Needless to say the people sitting around me thought I was losing it.
So here goes~
What smells funny?
A clown's fart.
LOL
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Just For Laugh
Found this pretty LAME email:
1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?
7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
8. Why is it called building when it is already built?
9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do Bars have parking lots?
11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around Several times, does he become disoriented?
12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ???
Ok. LAME post here.
1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?
7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
8. Why is it called building when it is already built?
9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do Bars have parking lots?
11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around Several times, does he become disoriented?
12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ???
Ok. LAME post here.
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
thanks to amanda lim, i've finally found an object to analyse for my structural systems project. and it is... the grocery cart. yay!
thanks a lot. that really helped. hope he doesn't reject the proposal though.
unfortunately, the only model i can find on the web with specifications (in SI) is this fugly one. even the photo is saved under the name 'blob'. -.- come to think of it, it's not exactly ugly, but the floor!! and the photo quality and the lighting! omg. i was forced to convert it to grayscale before i inserted it into my document.
thanks a lot. that really helped. hope he doesn't reject the proposal though.
unfortunately, the only model i can find on the web with specifications (in SI) is this fugly one. even the photo is saved under the name 'blob'. -.- come to think of it, it's not exactly ugly, but the floor!! and the photo quality and the lighting! omg. i was forced to convert it to grayscale before i inserted it into my document.
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